Snowman

Frosty made a special guest appearance at hindley train station today.

Dark Days

Sun shine on dark clouds.

Grass

I thought it was greener than this, turns out it wasn't grass.

Monkey face

Watches you sleep.

Cherry Punch

How much Amaretto can we drink? Let me show you.

Environment

Stalking around for pictures and cat food. 

H

Addition

Blemish

Fag burn on a bus stop shelter. This is the trademark for any self respected scally, the culprit could be one of thousands.

Question Mark

Abandoned to be utilised again once the washing must be fetched in from the rain.

Leaves

Leaves leave the trees to conceal dog turds on footpaths. This gives them much enjoyment.

Overshot

It may not be the most desirable of train station platforms, but we don't talk about it, instead we use the term "the track was slippy" to explain why there was a reluctance for the train to stop on the actual platform.

Rest

Arms need sleep too.

Full of Bread

The night ended with a truly admirable rendition of suedehead, sang for our fellow passengers.

Hat Scarf Gloves

Waking up in a duvet burrito, getting to work with cheeks redder than the innards of a ketchup bottle and becoming a pale faced jumper wearing creature of the night. Winter is finally here, the world rejoices.

Dodging Seagull Droppings

We shall return once we yet again forget the grim reality of the place.

Hangin' Around

The previous occupants left their pegs behind. I fear for their drying clothes.

Sunny Afternoon

The sun maintains that his cloud hat looks fabulous. Even though its hugeness covers the entirety of his face, he insists on wearing it throughout the summer months.

Restoration

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. However, making omelettes it a messy business if you've no idea what you're doing.

Currently Reading

My diary is full until 2015.

Dog Walking

She tried tripping me up.

Nitromorse

It's green and it fills furniture with fear. I have become quite accustomed to its odour and now find the smell rather appealing.

Hidden Treasure

Indulgence

The safety of crisps in my presence is none existent when the crisps choose to be so delicious.

Excessive Consumption of the White Stuff

Recommended daily intake of calcium sorted because they'd run out of creamer. How dare they.

Careful Cantonese

Welcoming in the New Year in the company of a bird made out of a carrot.